Friday, June 7, 2013

Happily Ever Plaster

Since we're on the subject of grave markers, here's one that belongs to one of the uncles on my Mom's side. The man is 72 and in good health, but the Boy Scout in him won't allow him to not be prepared for the Big Day... his personalized headstone, a work in progress, includes TWO portraits of his favorite fishing boat, a beer dispenser, and John's own Twitter account:



Thursday, June 6, 2013

Paradise is for Assholes


This guy thinks the [Rough]Riders are the cat's pyjamas...
Unfortunately, the 'Riders are a CFL football team.
What an a--hole.