The galactic central point of extra-natural activity, Melfort, SK, has come under fire since the July 2012 UFO Invasion for its vulnerability. Mayor Bubba Lupinsky and the city council recently voted to cut the Emergency Preparedness budget by two-thirds, despite the fact that a Nuclear Monster Attack is imminent, according to insiders.
Time-loop photograph of future event. NOT an artist's rendition. This is real.
